-Papá.papá in our room, no toilet, only shower.
I went to see it referred JC Sure, children still had no opportunity of knowing what they were Turkish. I explained that latrines were sophisticated and that they had the same elements as the WC bowl in which to sit. A foot rests, a hole for defecation, a trap to always emerge clean water and a water discharge pipe clean. In addition, a paper poses to clean.
Given the lesson, urged them to use it. Dani sulked and said his classic phrase:
- No ...! , Noooooo ... ....
"Okay okay, do not worry. Calm down, Dad and Mom, come back to your room .
had to grope every chance not to repeat the Farce of Lisbon.
It was calm and concerned Tere:
- What if we do not want to use the toilet?.
-Ni case. Apetecerá them and when nature will tighten.
By paying the hotel, which incidentally was the first thing that came to pass and did not do so desmerecía or treatment or services, asked if they had toilets with toilet bowl.
informed us that Turkey is usually the part of the baths used by the South of France for public facilities.
had absolutely right. At least by this time, so find. Missing about fifteen miles to get to Lourdes, when Teresa said, "Look
a gas station. To go to the toilet and also to be children.
After a while, leaving children sulking both. Turk did not want to use. With some nervousness
cross Lourdes, looking the Cathedral, built thanks to the faith in the Virgin, who appeared to Bernadette. Our curiosity was twofold, as we remember the film "The Song of Bernadette " and witness to that faith can move mountains.
In this case, mites of faith managed to erect a cathedral dedicated triple, with the Virgin of Lourdes, elevated to the title of Basilica. And also transferred his fervor to Chile and other Latin American countries.
Http://viajesdestinos.com/basilica-de-lourdes-lugar-milagroso/
Following the trip, I thought it would be best get to eat at a restaurant that looked class. Would most likely please children.
could see no one. Spotted at two in the afternoon, one that we are not pleased. Followed and it was already three when alarmed Tere says: "But
Carlos, to a restaurant and may. We are in France, for them to eat at noon and continue to schedule one less that we should be at teatime.
The first was presented to us After another ten minutes to be immortalized, seemed category. Thank goodness. But Teresa was right. The Maître, offered us a table for tea, or coffee, as guests of other tables, obviously gab.
The kitchen had been closed for over two hours. Excuse my confusion, and as a palliative, I asked him to serve us something cold and of course, its famous cheese with full sample cheeses, and we felt like all four.
He was well that he did reluctantly, but we were pleased with a fountain of cheese three trim levels flush with a score of varied tastes.
start the tasting, each taking a portion of which was randomly hand. Once tasted, reported the excellence of this type of cheese.
is automatically mounted a competition between which was better, so we were tasting all types to elucidate the points better and each gave a particular cheese.
Without realizing it, let the cheese all but exhausted. I thought the effect would have made a Catalan family brought to tea time with a voracious appetite for consuming so much cheese. I blushed when I asked for the bill.
The Maître with scowling, said he could not collect a consumption implement four people because we did get.
in my mind was not racing, far from it. I thanked him that we had served and satisfied as we were not dispute your bill.
then ask for the toilet, and we all went there.
And a span of nostrils. Turkish children also in no way wanted to use.
had to put an urgent choice: Staying after another good road trip in St. Girons hotel wishing luck, if it did not, at least in Perpignan next morning, the ordeal would be over.
enduring couples (below 32 a)
Ni luck or stillbirth, the hotel was not by choice, not having another testified to what was argued by the host of Bayonne. Tere
increasingly altered, imagined sinister organ complications to our offspring. Emergency surgery essential. He saw no dirty tricks was a child but continence is due to something somatic.
- Tere, you are making a mass of a single grain of sand. Look, Camp Castillejos, was enabled for the military training of seven thousand students, every summer.
you imagine what it would be so large group latrines.
My first visit, I was repulsed, but go through with. I did not until two days later and this time, the disgust, I cut the need. Acknowledge that they have been for a hundred, only users have likened to Turkish, and there would be no problem for anyone.
my solution was a mile away from the camp, taking in the forest a bucolic setting. Of course the half kilometer trip, we realize it or at dusk or dawn, before Diana.
met three colleagues who miraculously my view in those days, refraining from any place on Saturday and waited for permission to go down to Salou (coastal tourist city, very close to Castillejos) to meet their needs there. Three months on this plan, did not entail any functional impairment.
The mind influences the body much more than it seems.
"Well, I think three days and many and I no longer crave more tours in these conditions. The sooner we get to Perpignan better.
To trivialize the problem, I promised that next morning would not stop either in Foix, or in Quila. At noon we would be in Perpignan.
And I told her humorous adventures scatological, gotten in Castillejos.
Cotet was between us the surly colleague. Very withdrawn. We had to get the words out with pliers. Forming a day, quoted by Ensign, intrigued by the reason, ended his impassive.
Ensign learned that in the latrines, someone was bound to two centimeters wide ribbon woven with the English flag, a "Pure" defecated, positioned vertically 33 cm tall. And four and a half diameter (measured with a tape measure).
A portion of the cane, too upright, holding a paper sign that read:
"First Prize for Pure Castillejos "
The Ensign showing a concern for this fact, addressed our training:
- Knights Officer Candidate Complement, the big news of the latrines is bound to highlight the performance of our cavalry corps.
officially recognized the merit of our Knight Cotet.
Cotet: you shit like an elephant!.
The full training unsustainable burst with laughter, except Cotet.
He almost by rebuking the Ensign for tasteless joke. Barely restrained himself as being part of the army, manhood, we must subject it to the obedience to a superior and has bad consequences, rebel.
But the grudge he had with all those trying to recall such a situation, from this day, was far from being that of a sullen hatred for no doubt show.
And although there is one chance in several million that you read any of my colleagues share in the organized poker games on Saturdays and Sundays in Castillejos, and I confess I risk (although it produced such a coincidence, it is assumed that after 58 years , or forgot, or are indifferent):
-Carlos, we need a player for the timba. Come with us we go to a place to spend the afternoon in the cool of a semicueva.
-Man. A place with a cave, this has to be seen. The few pines around us do not mitigate all the heat unbearable as ever.
"Then one day I discovered and now every week we will play there. We even built seats and a stone table. Our only annoyance is that inevitably before taking our place, we have to clean the table, which took some unfortunate per latrine.
I was intrigued, thinking about who could be the maniac who preferred to defecate on a smooth stone. I thought that if I did the afternoon in full sun, shade seduce him in the cave that meant. Itself was still more work outside of the stone, not over.
Wonder, shame and fear, all at once caused me to reach the "cave." I recognized instantly it was just the vertical hole in which I at night or early morning allowed me to evacuate. No idea there was a seudocueva below.
rant I joined the deceased, spoiling their action and offering to clean this time.
"Nothing Carlos, you're the guest of honor and we have provided the broom store and two canteens of water, ten minutes into clean and dry.
Who would dare to contradict with the love she showed the reserve player.
they did not thanks to Tere these anecdotes, but I was distracted enough to forget during the day the attitude of children.
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